Requiem of a Gamer

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Oh be gentle, don't forget to be constructive~♥

‘Hello there. You have reached Matt's Voice Blackmail System. Your voice patterns are about to be digitally encoded and stored for later use. Once this is done, my computers will be able to use the sound of your voice for thousands of illegal and immoral purposes. Remember to speak clearly at the sound of the tone. Thank you.’

Can't say I enjoyed that little exclusion back home, but a bloke has to get paid some how. Was contacted by an old associate, did a little espionage, all in a days work.

Hilariously enough, I didn't have any trouble till I came back and attempted school. I suppose kids my own age dislike it when you prove them wrong, yeah? Equally adults dislike it when you hack in to their computer labs and input viruses in to the school network.

What can I say, I was bored, I wish Near had more for me to do back home. I quite like the traveling, not as messy as going outside and staying there, yet I'm getting fresh air. I think I just enjoy flying, man wasn't meant to fly, I like defying the odds. Didn't enjoy the company though, seeing how Near is about as entertaining as a wet rag.

Still it's a little amusing that Near contacted me before Mello did. Tracking down Mafia families was pretty entertaining, but I don't quite get what the little fluff ball was looking for exactly.

Aah shit, the sun light burns. I guess going outside to get smokes was a pretty bad idea, I haven't went outside for how many weeks now..? Three? Living off microwave burritos, ramen, and pizza delivery is not as bad as one would think.

Just bags hard when you have to leave the flat for cigs, what's more important than cigarettes? Nothing, but I've been playing Gears of war 3, Killzone 2, F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin, Fallout 3, LittleBigPlanet, and Dead Space. So, going outside seemed like an adventure, since this place seems to turn horror movie in no time flat, yeah?

Thanks for the Happy birthday wishes, and what's this about a dance?

By the way, it's my birthday.

Well, I'm back, I wonder if anyone even realized I left?

I went home for a while, I needed some things, had to tie up a few loose strings. So.. what did I miss?

[ ooc; What's going on with the kid thing? Matt has no idea what's going on, so prime time to surprise the crap out of him~ ]

America, we haven't seen each other in a while, mate, what are you currently up to? Feel like sneaking about and grabbing a burger? I could use one, but I can't stay out too late, Bridget and I have a date with my game systems. Tetora, how about you stop thinking about my fannypack and tell me when our DDR match is on? I want to prove once and for all that I can whoop your arse.

On a not so similar note, Russia, I need to have a liiiiiittle talk with you.

Personal seclusion is a good thing, I like to drop off the face of the Earth sometimes, get my head on straight, just think and play games.

I have no idea what's been going on outside of my room, I learned to stay away from the sodding television unless it contains one of my DVD box sets.

New years party tonight, rock on.

Doctor, Rose said something about firecrackers, booze, and apple grass on a foreign planet. Does that sound like a good idea to you? It does to me, I mean, I have a banana if that will sway you? Don't worry, I'm sure you'd be able to get us back before the party tonight, Rose promised to wear that dress, and Clare promised me an awkward dance.

And China, are we setting off fireworks tonight?

Woah, that is the last time I mix medications. I'm making a new years resolution to never get sick again.

So, what'd I miss?

What's going on? I'm so hopped up on medication, I can't even so there was an explosion? It woke me up, but now i'm trying to make heads of tales of whats going ..

fuck it, can't type.

[ ooc; Sorry that his post's all over the place, but he's been drugged out on medication, trying to get over being sick. He's pretty much missing all the amazing zombie action! Also, assuming Russia hasn't gave him the dog yet? He'll be answering people, but it might not make much sense. ]

Not feeling all too well today, I hope I didn't catch the zombie virus from fumes.

I miss Gimpo already.

I just watched the news, Russia, are we going to be okay where we're at?

Tetora, I told you it was a conspiracy.

Never bet against me in a video game.

How's it fit China?

Driving a Tank was almost as amazing as watching Russia and China playing Brawl.

Had a good night, then a not so good night, ups and downs, seems like a roller coaster? But isn’t life always? Doesn’t matter how smart you are; when it comes to the opposite sex you never really know. I figure ignoring the few gits that try to get under your skin, sounds like a damn good idea, damn good.

I’m coming down off of my sugar high I got taking my trip to Starbucks with The Doctor, such a delicious conspiracy that one was. I think I need to go grab more cigs, I smoked the entire pack in the last couple of hours, and I’m bored with my game already. Russia’s house mate’s scratching around in the Office and it’s starting to get on my nerves, I need some fresh air, clear my mind.
Life’s too short to let a few road bumps get to you, I’ll be fine in the morning, move on and live life. I like my friends I’ve made here, no reason to mess that up, ‘ey?

I need something to take my mind off of my teenage angst.
By the way, that was a joke.



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I wanted to start this out with saying a big fat:

I TOLD YOU SO.

Now that I have that outta my system, last night was eventful, what with the guns and the girls running a muck. But the best part? Seeing real honest to goodness zombies, I got so excited I lost track of Claire. I'm sure she's okay, she can take care of herself, but I'm not so sure about Asuka. Were you scared, yeah? We had a bet red, you need to hold up your end of the bargain. Germany I do believe you owe me an apology, mate, since zombies are clearly real, so you can stop telling Tino otherwise.

Seeing China go to town on those blokes with a sword was awesome, one limb, two limbs, he really tore in to them before separating the head from the body. And let's not talk about Russia and hitting everything but the zombies, sure he got one, actually he took one. I don't know what he did with it yet, but I don't really care-- because the best part of the night was jumping through the air with America and firing our guns at the zombies.

Epic, mate, epic.

On a less exciting note, depending on your definition of exciting, I will be changing location. Tayon's lost it's charm, yeah Sylar I was living right under your nose. I'll be staying somewhere cleaner, with electricity, and a lot less gun fire at night. Thanks again you two for offering me room in your home, I'm thinking we should celebrate Christmas, you know tree and what not. Do China and Russia celebrate Christmas?

Also, girls are weird. Very, very weird, someone want to explain why they're so weird to me?

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[ ooc; If you rather stuff he said not happen, I'll subtract it. Also, you can add things in comments if you want, by saying it happened. ]

I'm heading out now, I'll meet up with everyone in exactly one hour by the school. Bring bats, or any weapons you can find, and try to bundle up. The less skin for them to munch on, the better. If you can't find me right off the bat, you can reach my cell at [ insert mobile number ] Also, Doctor, do you want to go with us? We're going to the cemetery to prove once and for all, I'm not mental.

I can't wait to rub it in everyone's faces that I was right.

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[ ooc; Sorry I fell asleep last night, I was hella sick. But this is back-dated to midnight of last night, I suggest since so many people are coming, we go in to the OOC-chat today at sometime, and talk about what we want to happen- or we RP live-chat style in the chat. It's up to what everyone wants to do! But, on a side personal note, lawl, so many girls and one Matt. ]

Did any one else see the news today? I was actually there, remind me not to go out for a while. What I saw, zombies, I swear to my nonexistent GOD I saw zombies.

Watch it, that little girl? She's going to rise from the hospital and start necking on people, mate. But it won't be in a sweet way, no, she'll want flesh. Living flesh, your flesh, I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm staying indoors.

Or.. maybe I'll head over to the cemetery to try to prove that it's zombies. Sounds like a better idea.

ZOMBIES. DO NOT GET BIT.

I had no idea finding a certain brand of chocolate would take so damn long.

And, I wouldn't mind having a Torchwood marathon next guys if you're game.

[ ooc; Assuming the Doctor Who marathon took place already~]

I feel so popular.

Clubbing, movies, and now a TV marathon? I'm getting spoiled, Desai.

Interesting development, now to figure out what I actually feel like doing.

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